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At The Sprouts Check-Out Line

Cashier: hey
Me: hey
Cashier: are those cookies?
Me: where?!?! (frantic squealy voice)
Cashier: uhhh, your keychains?…
Me: oh *nervous laugh* I just went for a run. Guess I’m just feeling guilty about the chocolate chip cookie I scarfed on the way over :/

At The Sprouts Check-Out Line

Cashier: hey
Me: hey
Cashier: are those cookies?
Me: where?!?! (frantic squealy voice)
Cashier: uhhh, your keychains?…
Me: oh *nervous laugh* I just went for a run. Guess I’m just feeling guilty about the chocolate chip cookie I scarfed on the way over :/

— 2 years ago with 18 notes
#cookies  #sprouts  #guilty  #oopsy 
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