June 2012
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When all of your sports bras are clean
You know you haven’t been keeping up with running.
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Getting through the summer
With corn on the cob, homemade margaritas, and The Walking Dead.
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Confession
I just flossed my teeth for the first time in six months.
Historically, I’ve used major holidays as must-floss mile markers.
I worked this Easter, so…it’s been since Christmas?
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Generally Speaking
Cleaning makes me happy: organization, order, clear space, a clear mind.
Cleaning out the fridge was just depressing: produce gone bad, wasted leftovers, an empty fridge.
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P.s. I Saw a Billboard
For Pita Jungle in Newport and Pasadena, California.
This franchise is getting cray.
Oh, to be in high school again when Pita Jungle on Apache Blvd in Tempe was the coolest and only place to go.
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Crossing the California Border
We’re stopped and questioned.
Not for drugs, but for PRODUCE.
We had a package of cherries from Trader Joe’s on the passenger floor, which I handed over.
“oh, they’re from California.”
We get our cherries back and are on our way. ( I never mentioned the sugar snap peas, apple it bananas.)
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The Comment Section for Every Article Ever Written... →
yourhealthista:
1. Why doesn’t this article talk about Stevia? It comes from a plant.
2. Paragraph 19, dumbass. Also, so does hemlock.
3. What about Truvia?
4. Truvia comes from Cargill.
5. I sweeten my coffee with manuka honey, which cures leg ulcers.
6. I sweeten my coffee with blackstrap molasses, which is kind of disgusting, but gives me an icebreaker at parties.
7. I sweeten my coffee...
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“We better have sex today and tomorrow because come Tuesday, somebody’s...”
– My boyfriend the Lebron fan
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