April 2012
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If he doesn't bring you burritos, don't marry him.
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easiest banana bread
I’ll be ready in a week. Maybe two.
alliegets:
This came out pretty awesome. It’s only slightly sweet, so add in a little honey, maple syrup or another sweetener if you like your baked goods sweeter.
Ingredients:
2 tablespoons ground flax
6 tablespoons water
2 cups mashed banana (the riper the better)
2 cups whole wheat pastry flour (or whatever you want, really)
1 teaspoon...
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BRB, just eating a block of cheese
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Vegetarians Beware
It’s news. About meat. Hungry? You won’t be.
SHIT MEAT
By this point Japan has to be fucking with us right? Sniffing underwear and humping latex robots is one thing but now they’re trying to make meat out of poop. The high level of bacteria in feces means that it’s naturally rich in protein. Japanese researchers have devised a method to extract, colour and flavor this shitty protein to make it...
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Abuse of Power
I’m finishing up an internship application, which requires a full work history.
I just finished writing about my duties as a shift supervisor at Rollerz on Mill Ave (a year out of high school).
There was no mention of me letting my friends in at midnight to make avocado smoothies and monstrous quesadillas. Obvi.
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